|What's your status update??|
- "When I say 'I MISS SCHOOL' it means my 'FRIENDS AND THE FUN' not the 'SCHOOL'."
- In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China.
- Life is not an MP3 player where we can enjoy our favourite songs, but Life is like an FM radio we have to learn to enjoy whatever comes.
- Single is not only a status. It is a word That best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy Lfe without depending on others.
- Time is a good teacher but unfortunately it can kill the students who aren't attentive.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Kid's dad joined Facebook, kid posted on his wall : "WTF!" Dad asked him "What is WTF?" kid replied "Welcome to Facebook..." ;)
- For those who are in love,True love comes only with one person. If it comes for the second time it is just a medicine to forget the first love.
- Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away.
- There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.
- If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!
- People intend to forget MISTAKES that they made... but they never miss opportunity to point out other's MISTAKE.
- Goodbyes are not forever, Goodbyes are not the end, they simply mean I'll miss you, until we meet again!
- What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck!
- At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport.
- Dear Maths, all my life you made me find your X!! Listen buddy. .She's not coming back.. So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student.
- A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. ;)
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