Saturday, May 23, 2009

Oxymorons 45 of the best

Just had to include this list, first posted by Bill Austin on Twitter @wbaustin and it is side splittingly true. The orginal list is published at Joke of the Day:

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. “Now, then …”
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

2 comments:

  1. I cann't understand way no one has left a comment. Maybe everyone out there is just too polite.

    Nice photo but someone foregot to tell the lovely lady to wipe the vegimite off her mouth.

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  2. Perhaps a 12 ounce pound cake could be good for dieters!

    btw - great list!

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