A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in the Mid-West of the USA:
I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be wiling to permit me to keep him in my room at night?
The hotel replied:
I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bed clothes, silverware, or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too.